Que Bibo!

Here are a few conversations cousin Marlaine had with her son, Juancho, and our nephews: Pode, Kokoi and Macoy. Very witty boys!

BIBO No. 1: PODE

Jamajam:         Asan po si Juancho?
Tita Marlaine:  Nasa school.
Pode:                Ay ako malapit na pumasok sa school ni kuya Juancho.
Tita Marlaine:  Oo, pero sa Witty Minds ka parin today kaya enough na yang playing mag prepare kana for school..
Pode:               Opo, papasok ako sa school mamaya...makikita ko nanaman crush ko...
Jamajam:         Sino ba crush mo?
Pode:               Si Tiffany! (at proud na proud na naka-smile, tumingin pa saken!)
Jamjam:           Tita o, crush daw ni Pode si Tiffany!
Tita Marlaine:  Ok lang yun, maganda kase si Tiffany...
Pode:                Ikaw Jam, sino crush mo?
Jamjam:           Wala akong crush!
Pode:               Baket wala kang crush, siguro puro panget mga classmetes mo! 

BIBO No. 2: MACOY

Macoy:        Tita Marrrlen, o, umpayderman o, sabi mamako sa bertdey macoy o! (dinudukdok nya sa mukha ko ang action figure nyang Spiderman)
Marlaine:     Ha? Spiderman sa birthday mo? Baket, kelan ba ang birthday mo?
Macoy:        Cake!
Marlaine:    Anung cake? Ang sabi ko, kelan ang birthday mo? 
Macoy:        Cake! 

Marlaine:    Hindi mo alam kung kelan ang birthday mo? 
Macoy:        Umsabi nga mama, umspayderman bertdey ko! 

Marlaine:    Bahala ka sa buhay mo, pag dimo nasabi saken kung kelan birthday mo, wala kang gift!
Juancho:    Why Mommny, why are you angry at Macoy?
Marlaine:    Because he doesn't know when his birthday is...
Juancho:    Me i know my birthday, it's already finished, but i can still get gifts right? 
Marlaine:    Magsama kayo ni Macoy!
 

BIBO No. 3: KOKOI

KUMPULAN SA GARAGE YESTERDAY:
(Nieces and Nephews present)

Titas Sheryl, Netnet and Marlaine: Magkano ba kase ang Tickets diyan sa MILEY CYRUS Concert na yan?!
Kakai:     6,000 ang VIP!
Nicole:   600 ang pinaka-dulo!
Kokoi:    6million...katabi mo matulog si Miley Cyrus!

BIBO No. 4: JUANCHO
 
MOMMY MARLAINE AND JUANCHO DOING HOMEWORK IN SIBIKA:
 
Juancho:   Ang takdang aralin ko po ay sagutan ang pahina limamput walo...
Marlaine:   Ok, sandali...
Juancho:   Ako napo ang sasagot alam ko lahat ng Anyong Tubig...
Marlaine:   Ok, sandali (looking for the page at the same time wondering baket mashadong makata bigla itong batang ito...)
Juancho:   Saan matatagpuan ang Maria Cristina Falls?
Marlaine:   (referring to the book so it took me a few seconds browsing through the pages)
Juancho:   INAY!...INAY!...saan matatagpuan ang Maria Cristina Falls?!
Marlaine:   Sandali, Anak! And you don't have to call me Inay if we're speaking in Tagalog, you can still call me Mommy!
Juancho:   Sige, Inay...but you also call me Anak...

Juancho:    Mommy, when i have a dog, i think i want to name it Gatchie...
Marlaine::   Baby, when you shout and call the dog, everybody here will respond!
Juancho:    Why, Mommy?
Marlaine:    Because we are all Gatchie here...even across the street in Lolo Joseph's house, they will respond if you shout Gatchie! (*our family name is Gatchalian, and so the name Gatchie)
Juancho::   Ok, i'll just name the dog MORGAN...
Marlaine:    Why Morgan?
Juancho::   Because nobody here is named Morgan...